|Cause of Death:||None|
|Portrayed by:||Maarsen Roney|
The Drunk Laughing Jock is a character in Piranha 3D.
The drunk laughing jock is a spring breaker who is seen multiple times throughout the spring break. When Sorority Girl was devoured by the band of bloodthirsty Piranhas, he begin yelling "Shark!" and the drunk laughing tan-skinned jock at first laughed hysterically, questioning who would yell shark in a lake, but he then became extremely fearful.