David is a kid who went to the Big Wet with his mother. He was bit by a piranha on his leg and told his mother. She yelled at him and told him he scraaped himself and he went to David Hasselhoff who gave him a picture. When the Piranha attack the park, he is in the pool, yelling for help. David Hasselhoff calls him a "little ginger moron" but saves him. David is seen at the end recording the Piranha Queen, who jumps up to him and decapitates him. Hasselhoff says,"you little ginger moron" again.